The Second Apocalypse

Miscellaneous Chatter => Writing => Topic started by: BeardFisher-King on April 19, 2018, 02:29:59 pm

Title: Limericks!
Post by: BeardFisher-King on April 19, 2018, 02:29:59 pm
From today's Quorum:

There was a young waitress named Maddox,
Who had the most marvelous buttocks.
She would say with a grin,
"If you're inclined to sin,
I'm willing to service your bollocks!"
Title: Re: Limericks!
Post by: BeardFisher-King on June 19, 2018, 08:46:26 pm
There once was a young Prince named Proyas;
Was he crapped on by Destiny? Oh, yes:
'Cause he took the fall for
The deeds of his mentor,
Who "slung" him; oh, man, what a badass!