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Title: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: BeardFisher-King on May 04, 2017, 04:53:29 pm
How do you defeat a Nonman in a swordfight? Before it begins, you ask him, "Hey, that looks like an excellent sword. Who made it for you?". Then run him through as he pauses in confusion.
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: BeardFisher-King on May 04, 2017, 04:55:59 pm
How do you defeat a Nonman in a swordfight? Before it begins, you ask him, "Hey, you look really familiar to me. Have we met before?". Then run him through as he pauses in confusion.
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: Redeagl on May 04, 2017, 04:57:11 pm
You posted that joke 4 times now, BFK :P
I think the effect you arr trying to achieve is acting that you forgot that you posted it then posting it again?  in that case, you are a genius, BK.
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: Redeagl on May 04, 2017, 04:57:42 pm
You posted that joke 5 times now, BFK :P
I think the effect you arr trying to achieve is acting that you forgot that you posted it then posting it again?  in that case, you are a genius, BK.
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: BeardFisher-King on May 04, 2017, 07:02:02 pm
Well, what happened is that Madness deleted the second joke, thinking that it was a duplicate post. Once the second joke was deleted, your comment no longer made sense in the original thread. So I started a new thread, "Nonmen Jokes", to preserve the comedic flow interrupted by the dastardly Madness.
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: TaoHorror on May 04, 2017, 08:09:11 pm
What does a Non-man do when you tell him to go fuck his mother?
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: MSJ on May 04, 2017, 08:17:35 pm
What does a Non-man do when you tell him to go fuck his mother?

Find someone memorable...
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: BeardFisher-King on May 04, 2017, 10:29:24 pm
Tao....my man! Keep swingin'!
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: Redeagl on May 06, 2017, 10:54:35 pm
What does a Non-man do when you tell him to go fuck his mother?
The Nonman tells you that he isn't Ikurei Xerius.
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: TaoHorror on May 07, 2017, 02:12:35 am
MSJ and Red - both good answers, I didn't know, hence why I "asked"  ;)

Let's see, any more balls I can swing at here ... Why did the Non-man cross the road? I can't remember ... ta-da, da

Or maybe better as He couldn't remember why?
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: BeardFisher-King on May 08, 2017, 01:02:02 pm
This joke was originally posted on the Eärwan Jokes thread. Imho, it's just too good to languish in obscurity on that thread, so......

A cop on the beat happens upon a Nonman beating the utter crap out of some guy. The cop shouts, "Hey, what the hell you doing beating the crap outta that guy?" The Nonman stops, turns to the cop and says, "Sorry, officer, but I'm just trying to remember where I parked my car."
Title: Re: Nonmen Jokes
Post by: TaoHorror on May 08, 2017, 04:23:44 pm
This joke was originally posted on the Eärwan Jokes thread. Imho, it's just too good to languish in obscurity on that thread, so......

A cop on the beat happens upon a Nonman beating the utter crap out of some guy. The cop shouts, "Hey, what the hell you doing beating the crap outta that guy?" The Nonman stops, turns to the cop and says, "Sorry, officer, but I'm just trying to remember where I parked my car."

Hee, hee - nice!