The Second Apocalypse

Miscellaneous Chatter => General Misc. => Topic started by: Francis Buck on August 04, 2018, 03:38:14 am

Title: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: Francis Buck on August 04, 2018, 03:38:14 am

https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria (https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria)

"A Massive, Black Sarcophagus Has Been Unearthed in Egypt, And Nobody Knows Who's Inside"

(https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-07/processed/egypt-sarco-1_1024.jpg)


Also they found the salted remains of Kellhus with it:

(https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-07/egypt-sarco-2.jpg)

I think we members of the forum should step up and take our rightful place as the Mandate of the 21st century, just as Seswatha (or "R. Scott Bakker" as he goes by nowadays) always intended! Who's up for an on-foot slog to the arctic circle?

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: BeardFisher-King on August 04, 2018, 03:44:33 am

Why the Arctic Circle?

Regardless, I'm out. No Slog for me.

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: Francis Buck on August 04, 2018, 03:49:29 am

To destroy the Ark, of course!

Unless you're some kind of Skeptic-Beardfisher-King, that is...

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: BeardFisher-King on August 04, 2018, 01:10:57 pm

Ohhh, the Ark-tic Circle! How did I miss that?

Joining Great Ordeals for the purpose of destroying Arks.....that's a losing bet.

"Skeptic-BeardFisher-King"....lol!

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: ThoughtsOfThelli on August 04, 2018, 01:46:16 pm

Very interesting find, and yet extremely creepy given the TSA similarities... :o

I think I'm with BFK here, signing up for an Ordeal ends up in salt and butchery 99.99% of the time. No, thanks. ;) I'll just stay here where the storks are and hope for the best. (It did work for the Sakarpi once...)

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: TaoHorror on August 04, 2018, 08:51:20 pm

FB - if joining The Consult is an option, count me in!

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: Wilshire on August 06, 2018, 12:40:56 pm

Guess this version didn't blow up on the plains of Megedda (Egypt) like they thought.

Hey there was a Top Gear episode where they drove a truck to the north pole, shouldn't be too bad of a slog. I'd be in lol. That's about the right distance from Plains to Golgotterath too, works out perfectly.

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: H on August 08, 2018, 12:08:06 pm

Quote from: TaoHorror on August 04, 2018, 08:51:20 pm

FB - if joining The Consult is an option, count me in!

IT'S A TRAP!

No, seriously, it's a trap...

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: themerchant on August 08, 2018, 09:55:05 pm

Quote from: Francis Buck on August 04, 2018, 03:38:14 am

https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria (https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria)

"A Massive, Black Sarcophagus Has Been Unearthed in Egypt, And Nobody Knows Who's Inside"

(https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-07/processed/egypt-sarco-1_1024.jpg)


Also they found the salted remains of Kellhus with it:

(https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-07/egypt-sarco-2.jpg)

I think we members of the forum should step up and take our rightful place as the Mandate of the 21st century, just as Seswatha (or "R. Scott Bakker" as he goes by nowadays) always intended! Who's up for an on-foot slog to the arctic circle?

I'll slog with you, are we sure the arc is at the North Pole though. If the rest won't slog i'll slay the band of weeping,knee bending,limping,peach first tasting, conniving whisperers cause I always know!!

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: Francis Buck on August 08, 2018, 10:09:18 pm

Quote from: Wilshire on August 06, 2018, 12:40:56 pm

I'd be in lol. That's about the right distance from Plains to Golgotterath too, works out perfectly.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJzAiFBakUXxP2g/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt
Post by: TLEILAXU on August 10, 2018, 11:38:56 pm

Clearly the Ark must lie in Antarctica, at the Mountains of Madness...