Earwan Jokes

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« on: May 24, 2014, 01:01:58 pm »
Some attempts at corny Earwan jokes:

Yo mama so fat, you gotta cross Shigek, the Carathay, and Eummarna just get on her good side!


How many Shrial priests does it take to roof a house?  Depends on how thin you slice 'em!


A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: What.
B: What who?
A: WHAT WHO YOU SEE?


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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2014, 04:56:11 pm »
Quinthane is going to hate me...

My reaction when I visit the WC before class but don't remember to zip the zipper:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/55292544

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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2014, 05:33:50 pm »
lmao
One of the other conditions of possibility.

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2015, 07:44:16 pm »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aurang.
Aurang who?
Aurang but your doorbell doesn't work.

How many Shrial priests does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice them!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kian.
Kian who?
Kian Peele is a great show.

You mama so fat, her pants size is "Golgotterath."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gnosis.
Gnosis who?
Gnosis, mom loves me more.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find SALVATION

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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2015, 07:54:42 pm »
MG that Aurang joke is golden. Aurang is ripe for jokes.

Q: Why would Aurang not bother with Earth?
A: Too interested in Uranus.

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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2015, 08:07:11 pm »
MG that Aurang joke is golden. Aurang is ripe for jokes.

Q: Why would Aurang not bother with Earth?
A: Too interested in Uranus.

lol! this is a joke for Shauriatus!  seriously tho, i worry about that guy's tail pipe

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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2015, 12:56:55 am »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nilnu.
Nilnu who?
Nilnu not to tell stupid jokes.

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2015, 12:50:49 am »
How many sranc does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, but they have to be really tiny.

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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2015, 10:31:28 pm »
No whistling on the slog!

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