Earwan Jokes

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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2017, 06:35:28 am »
So I'm seeing this girl, or as I call her, a 'Nonman.' BA DUM TISH

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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2017, 03:15:35 pm »
Hey, a fellow jokester! Excellent! We jesters need to stick together. Carry on, sir.

Hey, is she.....Erratic?

(Asking if she's "Intact".....hey, that's just not gentlemanly.)
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"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2017, 09:41:11 am »
I will probably get banned after this but..... I INTRODUCE TO YOU REDEAGL'S LIST OF EÄRWAN HORRIBLE PUNS!

1-Once an Anasûrimbor father had two sons, one he names Anasûrimbor Möenghus, the other was named Anasûrimbor Möenghthem.

2- Once there was a Shrial priest who download the Tusk from the Maithanet.

3-After the Cûno-Inchoroi war only two Inchoroi survived, Aurax and Aursword.

4- When the No- God was in the Norsirai lands the Kyraneans were afraid of Mog-Phrau, when the No-God came to them, they were afraid of Mog-Closeau.

5-Once there was a spice merchant who was travelling across Eärwa, first he visited High Anion, then he visited High Garlic.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2017, 12:19:40 pm »
Sweet Sejenus, Redeagl...... ;D
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2017, 12:27:12 pm »
Hahahaha I'm dying

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« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2017, 12:35:12 pm »
Sweet Sejenus, Redeagl...... ;D
That's what the Inrithi say. Fanim say Sour Sejenus.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2017, 12:51:02 pm »
Sweet Sejenus, Redeagl...... ;D
That's what the Inrithi say. Fanim say Sour Sejenus.
Gonna be a long morning.....smh!
« Last Edit: April 18, 2017, 12:58:38 pm by Beardfisher King »
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2017, 12:54:17 pm »
Sweet Sejenus, Redeagl...... ;D
That's what the Inrithi say. Fanim say Sour Sejenus.

Gonna be a long morning.....smh!
3 hours from now and I will post the second half of the pun list...Then you will truly die ( evil laughter intensifies).
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2017, 03:18:23 pm »
Aaaaand we are BACK! With REDEAGL'S HORRIBLE PUNS PART 2

1- Anasûrimbor Möenghthem named his son Anasûrimbor Kellhthem and he kelled them indeed...

2- Do you know why the Norsirai are homophobic?  because they are from Gae loath.

3-There were Inrithi factions and Outrithi factions in Eärwa.

4- There are two empires: the Nansur empire and the Nan not so sure empire.

5-Do you know what is Europe's most holy land?  it is the Holy AmotEU.

6- Once there were two celebrities, one had huge fame, the other had huge Inri Sejenus.

7- There were two Nansur emperors: Xerius and Xerno.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2017, 04:11:44 pm »
Gag me with an Agonic Collar......
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2017, 04:15:01 pm »
Do you know what a FACEbook is?  it is this :
« Last Edit: April 18, 2017, 04:21:45 pm by Redeagl »
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2017, 08:21:45 pm »
Aaaaand we are BACK! With REDEAGL'S HORRIBLE PUNS PART 2

1- Anasûrimbor Möenghthem named his son Anasûrimbor Kellhthem and he kelled them indeed...

2- Do you know why the Norsirai are homophobic?  because they are from Gae loath.

3-There were Inrithi factions and Outrithi factions in Eärwa.

4- There are two empires: the Nansur empire and the Nan not so sure empire.

5-Do you know what is Europe's most holy land?  it is the Holy AmotEU.

6- Once there were two celebrities, one had huge fame, the other had huge Inri Sejenus.

7- There were two Nansur emperors: Xerius and Xerno.

7.a. What is the full name of Xerius?  Xerius az-ahar Tattak!
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2017, 08:23:51 pm »
Aaaaand we are BACK! With REDEAGL'S HORRIBLE PUNS PART 2

1- Anasûrimbor Möenghthem named his son Anasûrimbor Kellhthem and he kelled them indeed...

2- Do you know why the Norsirai are homophobic?  because they are from Gae loath.

3-There were Inrithi factions and Outrithi factions in Eärwa.

4- There are two empires: the Nansur empire and the Nan not so sure empire.

5-Do you know what is Europe's most holy land?  it is the Holy AmotEU.

6- Once there were two celebrities, one had huge fame, the other had huge Inri Sejenus.

7- There were two Nansur emperors: Xerius and Xerno.

7.a. What is the full name of Xerius?  Xerius az-ahar Tattak!
I admit my ignorance  :( and DEMAND explanation for this Holy PUN.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2017, 08:45:32 pm »
Aaaaand we are BACK! With REDEAGL'S HORRIBLE PUNS PART 2

1- Anasûrimbor Möenghthem named his son Anasûrimbor Kellhthem and he kelled them indeed...

2- Do you know why the Norsirai are homophobic?  because they are from Gae loath.

3-There were Inrithi factions and Outrithi factions in Eärwa.

4- There are two empires: the Nansur empire and the Nan not so sure empire.

5-Do you know what is Europe's most holy land?  it is the Holy AmotEU.

6- Once there were two celebrities, one had huge fame, the other had huge Inri Sejenus.

7- There were two Nansur emperors: Xerius and Xerno.

7.a. What is the full name of Xerius?  Xerius az-ahar Tattak!
I admit my ignorance  :( and DEMAND explanation for this Holy PUN.
Phonetic puns are my favorites.
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2017, 01:18:26 pm »
Az-ahar Tattak -> sounds like -> "has a heart attack"
One of the other conditions of possibility.