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« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2017, 01:47:28 pm »
Az-ahar Tattak -> sounds like -> "has a heart attack"
It's "serious as a heart attack"  :)
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

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« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2017, 01:57:27 pm »
There we go, we did it!
One of the other conditions of possibility.

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« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2017, 02:14:47 pm »
Bravo, gents! "Xerius az-ahar Tattak".....damn good one, if I must say so myself (and, yes, it appears that I must).😊
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2017, 04:14:52 pm »
@ FB - Oh god, school of mangaecca lol

@ BK - LOL nonman trying to remember where he parked his car!  i am loving your stand up experience

@ NF - i guess you could call ladies that, lol

@ Redeagl - oh your horrible puns are horrible, i love it!  maitha-net! gae-loath!  lol xerius/no oh my

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« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2017, 11:41:50 pm »
How has the Consult been controlling Earwa?

They've been putting stuff in the Water.

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A veteran of the Holy War returns home to his family, and his wife asks him what the water's like in Shimeh. He shrugs.

"Meh, psukhe."

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« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2017, 03:50:56 pm »
Eärwa and Eyewa

If someone reversed "Yes Sir! " it would be "Sir,Yes!" which is the name of the second to last Nansur emperor.
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“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2017, 05:11:12 am »
Eärwa and Eyewa

If some reversed "Yes Sir! " it would be "Sir,Yes!" which is the name of the second to last Nansur emperor.

Earwa also is also an anagram of Aware. Coincidence?

The World conspires...

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« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2017, 01:35:16 am »
THIS IS MY FAV THREAD

@ FB - THE WATER!

@ REDEAGL - EYEWA! :P

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« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2017, 02:01:43 am »
MG, I just saw Eyewa. Redeagl is a fucking genius.
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2017, 03:52:11 am »
MG, I just saw Eyewa. Redeagl is a fucking genius.

I NOMINATE REDEAGL FOR PUN-KING OF THE WORLD

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« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2017, 03:57:47 am »
MG, I just saw Eyewa. Redeagl is a fucking genius.

I NOMINATE REDEAGL FOR PUN-KING OF THE WORLD
Wait, I think Eyewa is one of the United States. Yeah, it's just north of Misery, errr, Missouri.
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #56 on: April 25, 2017, 09:26:09 am »
MG, I just saw Eyewa. Redeagl is a fucking genius.

I NOMINATE REDEAGL FOR PUN-KING OF THE WORLD
Wait, I think Eyewa is one of the United States. Yeah, it's just north of Misery, errr, Missouri.

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« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2017, 09:09:44 am »
Coming soon....the epic Achamian Repudiation Rant!

(teaser)

"And you fucking Mandate pricks can kiss my sorcerous ass! Not a single one of you stupid fuckers could find a Consult skin-spy if it was fucking you in the ass."

Soon to appear in "The Greatest Eärwan Stand-Up Comedy Routine EVER!" thread. Don't miss it!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2017, 02:59:22 pm by Beardfisher King »
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2017, 11:34:29 pm »
MG, I just saw Eyewa. Redeagl is a fucking genius.

I NOMINATE REDEAGL FOR PUN-KING OF THE WORLD
Wait, I think Eyewa is one of the United States. Yeah, it's just north of Misery, errr, Missouri.
This is humbling.I may be a genius ( chanelling my inner Conphas there  ;) ) but I am not fucking, sadly.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2017, 11:33:08 pm »
Once Wutteat was thirsty, so he became Wuttdrink.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers