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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2017, 04:28:56 pm »
I think sincere men of good will can discuss any subject civilly and productively. Well, maybe not music.....😊. But getting heated over grammar....well, maybe only on a forum devoted to a writer. Cheers, one and all!
Pretty sure that dosen't include me  :P
BTW,Grammar and kilogrammar.
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“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2017, 04:41:49 pm »
No puns on the grammar thread, Redeagl, IF you please.
(kilogrammar.....damn, that's a good one!)
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2017, 04:46:07 pm »
No puns on the grammar thread, Redeagl, IF you please.
(kilogrammar.....damn, that's a good one!)
Inverse Fire you please?!!
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2017, 04:47:50 pm »
IF was likely meant to simply be 'if' but fully capitalized for emphasis, rather than an acronym.
One of the other conditions of possibility.

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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2017, 04:50:29 pm »
IF was likely meant to simply be 'if' but fully capitalized for emphasis, rather than an acronym.
That was a..... PUN!
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2017, 04:53:08 pm »
<heavy sigh>
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2017, 05:00:38 pm »
<heavy sigh>
Let me hold it with you. Here you go, now it's a light sigh!
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2017, 05:04:14 pm »
IF was likely meant to simply be 'if' but fully capitalized for emphasis, rather than an acronym.

This guy knows ^.

IF was likely meant to simply be 'if' but fully capitalized for emphasis, rather than an acronym.
That was a..... PUN!

Oh, I know.

<heavy sigh>

Like this guy.

<heavy sigh>
Let me hold it with you. Here you go, now it's a light sigh!

Not as good as kilogrammar, but I still smiled.
One of the other conditions of possibility.

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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2017, 05:12:53 pm »
Wilshire,  what was that dictum of Chekhov's? If a pun appears in the first act....

This thread sure went to hell quickly.  ;)
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« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2017, 05:13:37 pm »
IF was likely meant to simply be 'if' but fully capitalized for emphasis, rather than an acronym.

This guy knows ^.

IF was likely meant to simply be 'if' but fully capitalized for emphasis, rather than an acronym.
That was a..... PUN!

Oh, I know.

<heavy sigh>

Like this guy.

<heavy sigh>
Let me hold it with you. Here you go, now it's a light sigh!

Not as good as kilogrammar, but I still smiled.
WARNING: IF you are expecting another pun, you will be disappointed. This post have no puns :( :( :(

Actual post: wooow, my PUNS are getting criticized!!! That means I have made it, right? Right?
Anyway, there is a PUN quality meter and some are better than others but I like to keep them coming so if there is a not so good PUN I will still post them alongside with the PERFECT PUNS  but fear not, for I will never post a bad PUN  :P  ( more evil laughter)
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers

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« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2017, 05:16:35 pm »
Wilshire,  what was that dictum of Chekhov's? If a pun appears in the first act....

This thread sure went to hell quickly.  ;)
Check what?  how do you check on a hov ( whatever that means)  ?
I am a Ciphrang.
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers