"Name That Comic!" ..... The CONTEST!!

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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2017, 09:28:47 pm »
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAF
Well, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2017, 10:28:31 pm »
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAF
Well, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.

THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS

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it is not

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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2017, 12:09:06 am »
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAF
Well, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS
...
it is not
"This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with an anus leaf joke."
(with apologies to T. S. Eliot)
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2017, 12:36:48 am »
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAF
Well, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS
...
it is not
"This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with an anus leaf joke."
(with apologies to T. S. Eliot)

holy shit bk--that was awesome

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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2017, 01:44:54 am »
Or the guy who shouts "dinner time" and causes the ranks to disolve in TGO when the Great Ordeal bum rush the horde.
No, Merch, unfortunately, I've written the routine from the perspective of a comedian who is NOT part of the Great Ordeal.  The "dinner time" guy has a post-war career in front of him, should he survive.


I think the judges killed him for coupling with the corpses of the enemy.

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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2017, 11:11:11 am »
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAF
Well, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS
...
it is not
"This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with an anus leaf joke."
(with apologies to T. S. Eliot)

holy shit bk--that was awesome
Thank you, sir! Not too damn many T. S. Eliot references on the Forum, nor in the broader world, these sad and diminished days. Come to think of it, Eliot and Bakker are both concerned with the lack of meaning in the modern world.

Now there's a pivot for you: from an anus leaf joke to the search for meaning!
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2017, 11:20:43 am »
Or the guy who shouts "dinner time" and causes the ranks to disolve in TGO when the Great Ordeal bum rush the horde.
No, Merch, unfortunately, I've written the routine from the perspective of a comedian who is NOT part of the Great Ordeal.  The "dinner time" guy has a post-war career in front of him, should he survive.


I think the judges killed him for coupling with the corpses of the enemy.
Alas, Merch, you're probably right.

Consuming the Meat has especially deleterious effects on creative types such as comics.......no impulse control at all!
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2017, 01:20:03 pm »
I laughed out loud when reading Sarl yelling This one's a chopper! as he wiggled the skin spy face on his belt. Made me think of the very beginning of the first book with the Non-man donning faces all over his garb ( man, I miss both those guys! ).
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2017, 08:20:24 pm »
Sarl is some piece of work, all right. So is Mekeritrig, who I'm pretty sure is the Nonman Kellhus meets in TDTCB. Searching for faces on his cloak like he's looking for his car keys....pretty damn funny: "You remind of.....THIS one.....no, no......THIS one!"

I'll bet we see both again in TUC.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 08:23:10 pm by Beardfisher King »
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2017, 08:48:50 pm »
BFK channeling his inner Theliopa. But it is a good one so I will forgive you ;) .
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2017, 12:35:46 pm »
*****  ATTENTION!  *****

The "Name That Comic!" Contest closes in 1 day, 9 hours, and 30 minutes! It's not too late for your submission!

*****  GOOD LUCK!   *****
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2017, 04:06:40 pm »
Dude, sorry, can't think of anything clever in Dunyainic ... now if he was possessed by Yahwer, I could probably think of something.
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« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2017, 10:23:51 pm »
*****  ATTENTION. *****

The deadline for submissions to the "Name That Comic!" Contest has passed. The winner will be announced on Monday, May 8, at 10:00pm GMT (5:00pm CDT). Thanks to all who participated.
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson

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« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2017, 10:29:48 pm »
*****  ATTENTION. *****

The deadline for submissions to the "Name That Comic!" Contest has passed. The winner will be announced on Monday, May 8, at 10:00pm GMT (5:00pm CDT). Thanks to all who participated.
I wonder who.....
“The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before?”

- Chronicler of the Chroniclers