TSA series confirmed historical: giant black sarcophagus found in Egypt

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« on: August 04, 2018, 03:38:14 am »
https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria

"A Massive, Black Sarcophagus Has Been Unearthed in Egypt, And Nobody Knows Who's Inside"




Also they found the salted remains of Kellhus with it:



I think we members of the forum should step up and take our rightful place as the Mandate of the 21st century, just as Seswatha (or "R. Scott Bakker" as he goes by nowadays) always intended! Who's up for an on-foot slog to the arctic circle?

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2018, 03:44:33 am »
Why the Arctic Circle?

Regardless, I'm out. No Slog for me.
"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2018, 03:49:29 am »
To destroy the Ark, of course!

Unless you're some kind of Skeptic-Beardfisher-King, that is...

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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2018, 01:10:57 pm »
Ohhh, the Ark-tic Circle! How did I miss that?

Joining Great Ordeals for the purpose of destroying Arks.....that's a losing bet.

"Skeptic-BeardFisher-King"....lol!
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2018, 01:46:16 pm »
Very interesting find, and yet extremely creepy given the TSA similarities... :o

I think I'm with BFK here, signing up for an Ordeal ends up in salt and butchery 99.99% of the time. No, thanks. ;) I'll just stay here where the storks are and hope for the best. (It did work for the Sakarpi once...)
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2018, 08:51:20 pm »
FB - if joining The Consult is an option, count me in!
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2018, 12:40:56 pm »
Guess this version didn't blow up on the plains of Megedda (Egypt) like they thought.

Hey there was a Top Gear episode where they drove a truck to the north pole, shouldn't be too bad of a slog. I'd be in lol. That's about the right distance from Plains to Golgotterath too, works out perfectly.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2018, 02:39:11 pm by Wilshire »
One of the other conditions of possibility.

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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2018, 12:08:06 pm »
FB - if joining The Consult is an option, count me in!

IT'S A TRAP!

No, seriously, it's a trap...
“I am a warrior of ages, Anasūrimbor . . . ages. I have dipped my nimil in a thousand hearts. I have ridden both against and for the No-God in the great wars that authored this wilderness. I have scaled the ramparts of great Golgotterath, watched the hearts of High Kings break for fury.” -Cet’ingira

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2018, 09:55:05 pm »
https://www.sciencealert.com/huge-mystery-sarcophagus-unearthed-in-egypt-alexandria

"A Massive, Black Sarcophagus Has Been Unearthed in Egypt, And Nobody Knows Who's Inside"




Also they found the salted remains of Kellhus with it:



I think we members of the forum should step up and take our rightful place as the Mandate of the 21st century, just as Seswatha (or "R. Scott Bakker" as he goes by nowadays) always intended! Who's up for an on-foot slog to the arctic circle?

I'll slog with you, are we sure the arc is at the North Pole though. If the rest won't slog i'll slay the band of weeping,knee bending,limping,peach first tasting, conniving whisperers cause I always know!!

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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2018, 10:09:18 pm »
I'd be in lol. That's about the right distance from Plains to Golgotterath too, works out perfectly.


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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2018, 11:38:56 pm »
Clearly the Ark must lie in Antarctica, at the Mountains of Madness...