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« on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:06 pm »
Quote from: Madness
Funny enough, this was a thread started on old Three-Seas by our newly re-active coobek.

I feel it's a thread topic with meat enough to transcribe to Second Apocalypse.

coobek started the last thread off with Kellhus vs. Satan?

I will offer Kellhus vs. Leto II (At the end of Children of Dune)?

And... elaborate ;).

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:13 pm »
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kellhus vs. my depression

"you will die alone. no one loves you."

"truth shines fuck this im out"

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:19 pm »
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Kellhus post meta-gnosis would wreck Leto II post transformation.

Sure you got you super heat absorbent hide, but its the god damn metagnosis. Fuck he could just teleport inside the damn thing and dismantle it from the inside.

Just keep it away from water so it doesn't do the whole exploding fish thing and Kell wins this one.

Lol just thought of the psukari, all that water.... worm wouldnt stand a chance.


Though, Leto II pre-worm when he is just running around with the fish on his body may be a more interesting tale.

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:24 pm »
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Kellhus vs Uther Doul and his probabiltity sword would be a great fight on high speed film.

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:31 pm »
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Dont know the reference, but sounds like the sword and Kell would end up doing a lot of the same thing

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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:36 pm »
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"The Scar" C. Mieville
And yes.

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:42 pm »
Quote from: Madness
Bas-Lag trilogy, China Mieville - so says Great Goggle.

And yes, I'm talking Leto pre-worm, fish suit.

I'd say, if Satan gets to bring the whole Christian realm with him, where he is an immortal being in Hell, he wins - not only that, he'd probably get to munch on Kellhus' soul...

Even Satan trapped in mundane form would give him a go, though, I hazard Christian demon powers probably rate about Anagogic Daimos.

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:55 pm »
Quote from: Wilshire
Hmm fish suit leto....
Crazy speed, self healing self defending shield.

Kell does have that MG though. We've seen some crazy offensive stuff, wonder what MG wards are like. Probably pretty difficult to break.

Then you got the whole prescient thing on both sides. Damned Atreides genes. And Duncan Idaho for a trainer helps.

Tough fight, but I think Kellhus wins. I like the metagnosis too much, and he is much smarter.

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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2013, 02:25:58 pm »
Quote from: Duskweaver
Kellhus vs. Tavore Paran

Would her otataral sword nullify the metagnosis? Or would it count as Elder sorcery? :?

I kind of imagine them each spending generations marching all over the map, fighting apparently inconsequential and irrelevant skirmishes against countless third parties as part of some grand strategy even the Gods can't follow. I can't decide whether it'd be awesome or the most boring war ever. :P

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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2013, 02:26:04 pm »
Quote from: Madness
Lmao, you caught me right early morning with that one. +1 on Strange Strategies.

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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2013, 02:26:10 pm »
Quote from: Ajokli
I'm more interested in a large, pitched battles between Kellhus and say, Andrew Wiggin

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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2013, 02:26:15 pm »
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Oh Ender...

Kellhus, Ajokli :(.

Even in a 3D Battleground. Anyone subject to probable action would likely lose against Kellhus.

Kelmomas vs. Ender would be interesting though.

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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2013, 02:26:22 pm »
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Kelmomas vs. Ender would be interesting though.

Tr00 dat.

A death-match of the dragonriders would also be fun - Aurang on top of Wuttešt, against Eragon on his dragon.

The winner gets to sodomize the loser.

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2013, 02:26:28 pm »
Quote from: Auriga
This idea has many interesting and exciting possibilities:

Achamian vs. Dumbledore

CnaiŁr vs. Conan

Kellhus vs. Superman

Theliopa vs. Rainman

Aurang vs. Rapeman

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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2013, 02:26:34 pm »
Quote from: Madness
Wow. You just blew this thread up :).

Fuck... see, I feel like if Rowling had been an adult and let the series age with its readers and characters, it might have been Bakker-esque:

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So in light of how it turned out, Achamian.

Before you ask Gandalf the White over Achamian but not the Grey.

Cnaiur over Conan.

Cnaiur vs. Karsa Orlong?

Superman over Kellhus - provided that Kellhus isn't allowed to have an argument with Superman... Superman's moral principles seem easily manipulated by a Dunyain.

... Theliopa... She's an Autistic Dunyain, basically.

Lol... Aurang.