[Callan S.]

"Don't be a dick" - a phrase of advice which, after much soul searching and struggle, is spoken by those who have managed to put the bulk of their activities into their own cognitive blindspot. Allowing them to say it with a face straight rather than one with a nagging sense of self applicability.

See also; Keep your friends close and your emotions closer.

[Duskweaver]

those who have managed to put the bulk of their activities into their own cognitive blindspot

So... that'd be absolutely everybody then?

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

[Callan S.]

Their nature means one forgets that there are, and they are, blindspots that are behind other blindspots.

[Wilshire]

those who have managed to put the bulk of their activities into their own cognitive blindspot

So... that'd be absolutely everybody then?

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

This will go wonderfully as my facebook status. I know someone how says this constantly.

[Callan S.]

To the extent that forgiveness resembles indifference, a plethora of judgement systems explode into being.

"Indifferent!? Indifferent!? Who can be indifferent to THAT!!??"

[Callan S.]

Whence men leave the world of the emperic and measurable, so to do their aspirations become the very horizon, their desire the earth and other mens difference transgression. Even as they their precious, amidst its machinery, lends no such room for such bloody mindedness.

[Callan S.]

Comedians often have a straight man for the contrast. A comedian is a person who tries to be straight man and fails, but is succesful at appearing to have decided to do that.

[Wic]

Only those who dip their toes into the unknown have felt the chill of ignorance.

[Callan S.]

There's something about Katy Perry painting nail polish on an elephants toenail that make me very, very angry

[Callan S.]

A man who ponders a beer fridge in a bottleshop is a man who ponders himself

[Callan S.]

Highschool was there to give you enough unpleasant encounters that you will work hard latter in life so as to gain some kind of revenge

[Callan S.]

When someone tells you to do what you want, there is no way to disobey their orders. You are commanded.