I will probably get banned after this but..... I INTRODUCE TO YOU REDEAGL'S LIST OF EÄRWAN HORRIBLE PUNS!
1-Once an Anasûrimbor father had two sons, one he names Anasûrimbor Möenghus, the other was named Anasûrimbor Möenghthem.
2- Once there was a Shrial priest who download the Tusk from the Maithanet.
3-After the Cûno-Inchoroi war only two Inchoroi survived, Aurax and Aursword.
4- When the No- God was in the Norsirai lands the Kyraneans were afraid of Mog-Phrau, when the No-God came to them, they were afraid of Mog-Closeau.
5-Once there was a spice merchant who was travelling across Eärwa, first he visited High Anion, then he visited High Garlic.