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BeardFisher-King
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Limericks!
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April 19, 2018, 02:29:59 pm »
From today's Quorum:
There was a young waitress named Maddox,
Who had the most marvelous buttocks.
She would say with a grin,
"If you're inclined to sin,
I'm willing to service your bollocks!"
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"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."
-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson
BeardFisher-King
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Re: Limericks!
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June 19, 2018, 08:46:26 pm »
There once was a young Prince named Proyas;
Was he crapped on by Destiny? Oh, yes:
'Cause he took the fall for
The deeds of his mentor,
Who "slung" him; oh, man, what a badass!
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"The heart of any other, because it has a will, would remain forever mysterious."
-from "Snow Falling On Cedars", by David Guterson
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