The Second Apocalypse
Miscellaneous Chatter => Philosophy & Science => Topic started by: sciborg2 on January 14, 2020, 12:00:10 am
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Idealism: You have two cow thoughts. Who needs milk? That's more than enough.
Panpsychism: You have two cows made up of thousands of cow particles. How this works, nobody knows.
Materialism: There are no cows, no milk, no you. Just atoms in the Void.
Dualism: You have two cows. You make a bunch of hamburgers, and now you have two infinitely precious cow souls which is way better than actual cows.
Creationism: Those cow fossils were put in the ground by Satan. Also, in the Garden of Eden cows gave out strawberry and chocolate milk.
Nondualism: By milking the cows, you are milking yourself....Stop snickering and get those filthy thoughts out of the One Mind!
Mysterianism: I think you have two cows, but I'm too lazy to check.
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Idealism: You have two cow thoughts. Who needs milk? That's more than enough.
Panpsychism: You have two cows made up of thousands of cow particles. How this works, nobody knows.
Materialism: There are no cows, no milk, no you. Just atoms in the Void.
Dualism: You have two cows. You make a bunch of hamburgers, and now you have two infinitely precious cow souls which is way better than actual cows.
Creationism: Those cow fossils were put in the ground by Satan. Also, in the Garden of Eden cows gave out strawberry and chocolate milk.
Nondualism: By milking the cows, you are milking yourself....Stop snickering and get those filthy thoughts out of the One Mind!
Mysterianism: I think you have two cows, but I'm too lazy to check.
Ha, this is great! I finally understand all this now ( I think ). Hee hee!
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Glad you like them Tao, I wish I could do ones more specific to certain philosophers but I figure that's the job of someone like H who's put in the hard work of understanding these philosophical types.
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Glad you like them Tao, I wish I could do ones more specific to certain philosophers but I figure that's the job of someone like H who's put in the hard work of understanding these philosophical types.
Don't sell yourself short! We're all expecting big things ... ( hee, hee! ). Well, if you feel the urge and add more, you have at least one person here who would enjoy them :) :) :)
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The Creationism one is classic ;D ;D ;D