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Limericks!

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BeardFisher-King:
From today's Quorum:

There was a young waitress named Maddox,
Who had the most marvelous buttocks.
She would say with a grin,
"If you're inclined to sin,
I'm willing to service your bollocks!"

BeardFisher-King:
There once was a young Prince named Proyas;
Was he crapped on by Destiny? Oh, yes:
'Cause he took the fall for
The deeds of his mentor,
Who "slung" him; oh, man, what a badass!

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