The Second Apocalypse
Miscellaneous Chatter => General Misc. => Topic started by: Madness on July 20, 2017, 05:52:02 pm
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Stole this link from the Grimdark Readers & Writers facebook group. Yields some pretty hilarious results:
Random Magical Effect Generator (http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html)
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I'm going to use this ... :D
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"You turn into a small bird. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land."
Well damn.
[edit] this site is hilarious and I'm not entirely sure why.
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A tornado strikes, but only for a few minutes. You turn into a horse twice.
rofl
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"Your left foot begins attacking you and then you turn into a mouse permanently."
Hilarious :D
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Your entire body turns navy blue and bleeds, then you forget every language you know.
I think I saw this one, or at least the latter half, on the Grimdark group already - they've been generating (https://www.facebook.com/groups/grimdarkfiction/permalink/1907845816156185/) all day (I'm not sure if you'll be able to see the post if you're not part of the group).
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lmao. these are great.
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Oh wow:
Your navel shrivels, but only for a few minutes.
This would frighten me.
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This is great. :D
Your right foot becomes weaker for a week. Your tongue grows an identical one right next to it.
Sounds very uncomfortable and unpractical...
There is a sudden eclipse and then you turn into a catperson repeatedly.
I do like cats, but this seems a bit too much. ;)
A strong wind picks up, but only for a few minutes.
You become hungry, but only for a few minutes.
Worst magical effects ever.
You die instantly, then you forget every language you know, and finally a king's feast appears in front of you.
That last thing didn't make it any better...
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Your eyes turn golden and then you turn into a horse permanently.
The Random Magical Effect Generator has taught me there are worse fates ;).
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Your right leg becomes electric-proof and then you experience your worst fear permanently.
??? :( :-\ :'(
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If you'd like some context for who this is happening too, might I direct you to this site:
http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/
Changes every time you refresh, or click the buttom at the bottom.
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If you'd like some context for who this is happening too, might I direct you to this site:
http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/
Changes every time you refresh, or click the buttom at the bottom.
I got:
A cheerful Human Cleric from a carnival freak show who is afraid of dogs.
Not all that epic, really...
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These sound like plot devices for Twin Peaks.
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cool-headed Gnome Barbarian from a theatre company who likes to settle arguments with headbutting contest
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cool-headed Gnome Barbarian from a theatre company who likes to settle arguments with headbutting contest
You turn into a wolf and then you feel frightened permanently.
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