I don't know how CRAZY this really is (I know I've seen it thrown around before), but I really think that parentage can often be far more relevant on a metaphysical/emotional level than a simple biological one. Like Mimara, in a wonky metaphysical way, really IS Achamian's daughter. Sorweel is the ally in the Niom, the metaphysical "son" of Kellhus, while Lil' Moe is the enemy, due to being the true son of Cnaiur (and Serwa), despite having been raised as the "false son" (lol) of Kellhus and presumably having been given rudimentary Dunyain advice to some extent, similar to the way that Esmi has.
LOL - Serwa's actually got a weenie, but has a traitorous heart, is the false son! for reals tho, Sorweel is literally Kellhus son, because Kellhus has been to Sakarpus before, as Proyas tells Harweel???
@ Ozark - love it! it actually fits with an Anasurimbor leading the gods into the frey!
@ H/P - kudos to your Mom! i don't even know what this battle would look like--the Ark melts?!?!
@ Akkeagni - oh wow! the Great Ordeal is screwed!! maybe if they keep Mog inside the Ark, the world can't feel him?
the old Moe that appears in TTT is an elaborate deception created by the Cishaurim after they seized the real Moe decades ago--bearing the water means they can see through his Dunyain deceptions, so they prepare for the coming of his son, and make ready to sacrifice themselves for the salvation of the world!
@ Triskele and FB - Seswatha's gonna be a fucking meth dealer or something
MORE CRAZY:
Bakker will break the 4th wall in TUC and spend 400 pages writing about what it's like to be a writer
The Consult employs the skin-spy equivalent of horses and dogs which will be loosed on the Great Ordeal
Did i mention the one where Serwa has a weenie?
Seswatha lying--he passed on a false memory to the Mandate; they dying Celmomas specifically predicts the return of an Anasurimbor DAUGHTER
The apparent lack of Dunyain women is just like Dwarves in Tolkien, all Dunyain women have beards and Moe is actually Kel's mom (Kel's real dad died ages ago when Cnaiur killed him and was driven mad with guilt, erasing his own conscious memories of the murder)