Zöreius Öengûs. Anasûrimbor Ikurei. Morngarüs Bellhus.The first name is crazy, and you know I like crazy, Red. An Anasürimbor comic? Unlikely. The third name.....also a possible hit. Keep 'em coming. You'll get there. With your affinity for puns, it's only a matter of time.
I am horrible at naming.
Glad you liked it. I miss Xinemus too :( :'(Zöreius Öengûs. Anasûrimbor Ikurei. Morngarüs Bellhus.The first name is crazy, and you know I like crazy, Red. An Anasürimbor comic? Unlikely. The third name.....also a possible hit. Keep 'em coming. You'll get there. With your affinity for puns, it's only a matter of time.
I am horrible at naming.
Here's a secondary consideration: He has to have a name that shortens to a one- or two-syllable nickname. Like "Beard" or "Akka" or "Zin". (God, I miss that guy.... :'() So, Zöreius could shorten to "Zory! Zory!". That is an early contender, Red.
You could be a survivor of the first holy war so folk calll you "Veteran"I think my comic could possibly be that guy! Have to mull that over.....he might be the type of "Veteran" that never seemed to be near the action.
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In fact you could be the guy that shouts out "nay i'm an asshole"as a reply to "are you a heathen" when the Holy war is crossing the Sempsis, causing everyone to laugh.
Or the guy who shouts "dinner time" and causes the ranks to disolve in TGO when the Great Ordeal bum rush the horde.No, Merch, unfortunately, I've written the routine from the perspective of a comedian who is NOT part of the Great Ordeal. The "dinner time" guy has a post-war career in front of him, should he survive.
Sounds like Zoro. Will he wear a black hat?Wilshire, I honestly haven't thought about "Zorro's" stage attire. But you may have nailed the nickname, should Zöreius win this lunatic contest.
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAFWell, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAFWell, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
"This is the way the world ends.THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAFWell, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS
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it is not
"This is the way the world ends.THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAFWell, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS
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it is not
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with an anus leaf joke."
(with apologies to T. S. Eliot)
Or the guy who shouts "dinner time" and causes the ranks to disolve in TGO when the Great Ordeal bum rush the horde.No, Merch, unfortunately, I've written the routine from the perspective of a comedian who is NOT part of the Great Ordeal. The "dinner time" guy has a post-war career in front of him, should he survive.
Thank you, sir! Not too damn many T. S. Eliot references on the Forum, nor in the broader world, these sad and diminished days. Come to think of it, Eliot and Bakker are both concerned with the lack of meaning in the modern world."This is the way the world ends.THE ANUS LEAF JOKE--SARL IN TJE!!!I SUGGEST AL -- THE ANUS LEAFWell, MG, that qualifies for the coveted "WTF?" prize.
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HOW TAE ENDS
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it is not
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with an anus leaf joke."
(with apologies to T. S. Eliot)
holy shit bk--that was awesome
Alas, Merch, you're probably right.Or the guy who shouts "dinner time" and causes the ranks to disolve in TGO when the Great Ordeal bum rush the horde.No, Merch, unfortunately, I've written the routine from the perspective of a comedian who is NOT part of the Great Ordeal. The "dinner time" guy has a post-war career in front of him, should he survive.
I think the judges killed him for coupling with the corpses of the enemy.
I wonder who.....***** ATTENTION. *****The deadline for submissions to the "Name That Comic!" Contest has passed. The winner will be announced on Monday, May 8, at 10:00pm GMT (5:00pm CDT). Thanks to all who participated.
Two finalists: Redeagl, with "Zöreius Öenghûs" and profgrape, with "Nau-Yerbouti" (submitted via Quorum). I need the weekend to decide, gents.I wonder who.....***** ATTENTION. *****The deadline for submissions to the "Name That Comic!" Contest has passed. The winner will be announced on Monday, May 8, at 10:00pm GMT (5:00pm CDT). Thanks to all who participated.
I lost?! I wasn't even mentioned?! The fact I flattered you with no submission doesn't rise to a standard of comedy worth mention?! More like it went over your head, you trash-at-the-curb hack of a "comedian" ... let me guess, your biggest audience consisted of 3 people ( the bar tender, a gnat on some rat shit and the cane handler ) for which you took the bright light in your eyes as "audience", it was really just obfuscating the "Absolute". Beard, you're dumb.
Lol, "the cane handler?"Holy Hades! Looks like I inadvertently dissed Tao! Who, btw, has a great, if not lucrative, sideline as a heckler.