Random Magical Effect Generator

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« on: July 20, 2017, 05:52:02 pm »
Stole this link from the Grimdark Readers & Writers facebook group. Yields some pretty hilarious results:

Random Magical Effect Generator
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2017, 06:01:07 pm »
I'm going to use this ...  :D
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2017, 07:51:43 pm »
 "You turn into a small bird. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land."

Well damn.

[edit] this site is hilarious and I'm not entirely sure why.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2017, 07:53:38 pm by Wilshire »
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2017, 08:09:38 pm »
 A tornado strikes, but only for a few minutes. You turn into a horse twice.

rofl

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2017, 08:49:47 pm »
"Your left foot begins attacking you and then you turn into a mouse permanently."
Hilarious :D

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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2017, 09:08:48 pm »
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Your entire body turns navy blue and bleeds, then you forget every language you know.

I think I saw this one, or at least the latter half, on the Grimdark group already - they've been generating all day (I'm not sure if you'll be able to see the post if you're not part of the group).
The Existential Scream
Weaponizing the Warrior Pose - Declare War Inwardly
carnificibus: multus sanguis fluit
Die Better
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2017, 12:10:50 pm »
lmao. these are great.
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2017, 02:05:39 pm »
Oh wow:

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Your navel shrivels, but only for a few minutes.

This would frighten me.
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2017, 06:12:46 pm »
This is great. :D

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Your right foot becomes weaker for a week. Your tongue grows an identical one right next to it.

Sounds very uncomfortable and unpractical...

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There is a sudden eclipse and then you turn into a catperson repeatedly.

I do like cats, but this seems a bit too much. ;)

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A strong wind picks up, but only for a few minutes.
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You become hungry, but only for a few minutes.

Worst magical effects ever.

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You die instantly, then you forget every language you know, and finally a king's feast appears in front of you.

That last thing didn't make it any better...
"But you’ve simply made the discovery that Thelli made—only without the benefit of her unerring sense of fashion."
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"You prefer to believe women victims to their passions, but we can be at least as calculating as you. Love does not make us weak, but strong."
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2017, 02:00:49 pm »
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Your eyes turn golden and then you turn into a horse permanently.

The Random Magical Effect Generator has taught me there are worse fates ;).
The Existential Scream
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2017, 02:35:35 pm »
 Your right leg becomes electric-proof and then you experience your worst fear permanently.

 ???  :(  :-\  :'(
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2017, 02:39:14 pm »
If you'd like some context for who this is happening too, might I direct you to this site:
http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

Changes every time you refresh, or click the buttom at the bottom.
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2017, 03:20:37 pm »
If you'd like some context for who this is happening too, might I direct you to this site:
http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

Changes every time you refresh, or click the buttom at the bottom.

I got:

A cheerful Human Cleric from a carnival freak show who is afraid of dogs.

Not all that epic, really...
I am a warrior of ages, Anasurimbor. . . ages. I have dipped my nimil in a thousand hearts. I have ridden both against and for the No-God in the great wars that authored this wilderness. I have scaled the ramparts of great Golgotterath, watched the hearts of High Kings break for fury. -Cet'ingira

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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2017, 04:02:39 pm »
These sound like plot devices for Twin Peaks.
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2017, 07:01:13 pm »
cool-headed Gnome Barbarian from a theatre company who likes to settle arguments with headbutting contest