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Two Sentence Scary Stories
Camlost:
--- Quote ---As an undertaker, Matt Grissom will tell you that it is a myth that funeral home personnel have sex with the corpses in their care. Really, the dead are almost never in the mood.
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Lol, I was just rereading some of these and caught almost never. That's both terrifying and erotic. Necrophilia ftw :P
mrganondorf:
--- Quote from: Camlost on October 26, 2015, 09:25:22 pm ---
--- Quote ---As an undertaker, Matt Grissom will tell you that it is a myth that funeral home personnel have sex with the corpses in their care. Really, the dead are almost never in the mood.
--- End quote ---
Lol, I was just rereading some of these and caught almost never. That's both terrifying and erotic. Necrophilia ftw :P
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:)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Necrophiliphobia
Camlost:
I thought it peculiar that the scarecrow never seemed to ward of the birds. The growing stench as I approached eschewed all curiosity
Somnambulist:
I awoke to the blackness and musty smell of another pine box. How many times was this going to happen?
Somnambulist:
The husband, racing to the hospital, was killed by an SUV running a red light. In the delivery room, the newborn drew his first breath, and wailed with the kind of anguish known only to the bereaved.
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