I've received my first commission! The noted Eärwan comic Zôreius Öenghûs, via means sorcerous yet not damnable, has to me expressed interest in an epitaph for his own fine self.....
"Zôreius Öenghûs here doth lie;
His whoreson madcap race is run.
They say a fool oft times doth die,
Old Zorro died but just the one."