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General => News/Announcements => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: Quinthane on September 29, 2013, 06:52:25 pm

Title: innuendo glistens
Post by: Quinthane on September 29, 2013, 06:52:25 pm

any way we could arrange to have a Mandate Schoolman become a contestant on The Voice?

anybody? who's in?

q

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Wilshire on September 30, 2013, 01:40:33 pm

lol we got a jokester here.

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Somnambulist on September 30, 2013, 02:35:13 pm

I don't think the network could cover the insurance costs.  One song and the place would be a molten slag-heap.  I'd watch it, though!

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Quinthane on September 30, 2013, 05:07:45 pm

look...i'm not saying that the producers of that show and others like it are members of the Consult. i'm not saying that........i'm just saying that FOX studios has vast, soaring walls of gold covered in scribbling alien runes, bruce jenner is clearly a skin spy, the jersey shore is littered with sranc and that if you look closely, the NBC peacock has a little white human head. THAT's all i'm saying.

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Wilshire on September 30, 2013, 08:07:32 pm

Careful, don't le them know you are on to them.

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: jamesA01 on September 30, 2013, 08:13:09 pm

South Park has already exposed Snooki as a Sranc. I'm pretty sure the Sranc are the descendants of todays 'fake tan till you look orange' crowd, which have surely already begun their genetic degeneracy. I know I sound like a racist asshole here, but really, come on, fake tan...

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Quinthane on September 30, 2013, 09:11:41 pm

well, i'm not sure what to do.

in trying to find the shortest path to a resolution i dropped into the probability trance the other day....but when i came out of it two days had passed, the dog had ruined the living room carpet and i needed to shave.....so.....i got nothing.

i'm working on it though. think the problem was that my belt was too tight.

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Wilshire on October 01, 2013, 03:23:54 pm

dude if you're using a belt you need a spotter. auto erotic asphyxiation is dangerous.

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Quinthane on October 01, 2013, 04:08:21 pm

Fine, fine. stow the Judging Eye, will ya. i take your point.


hey, at least i'm not into Sranc porn. have you ever seen that stuff? it's....i mean....FUCK is it nasty!

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Wilshire on October 01, 2013, 04:39:23 pm

You mean those documentaries about sranc life/society? Yeah I saw part of one.... cannot un-see....

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Somnambulist on October 01, 2013, 04:51:13 pm

One man's porn is another's National Geographic, I guess.   :o

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: Quinthane on October 01, 2013, 06:15:59 pm

and one Nonman's porn is.....is....

....i forget.

Title: Re: innuendo glistens
Post by: mrganondorf on March 13, 2014, 01:28:25 am

Hello!  One man's pron is another man's murdering innocents to remember!