I tried to get my girlfriend to be Esmi, my son to be an "Inchoroi" (just a black full body onesie that had 1" letters reading "I am Inchoroi" on the front/back), and I was going to dress up as my interpretation of The Nonmen.
She was all for it until I described what the Inchoroi are. Now she is going to be a farmer, he is going to be a cow, and I am pissed off.