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jamesA01:
South Park has already exposed Snooki as a Sranc. I'm pretty sure the Sranc are the descendants of todays 'fake tan till you look orange' crowd, which have surely already begun their genetic degeneracy. I know I sound like a racist asshole here, but really, come on, fake tan...

Quinthane:
well, i'm not sure what to do.

in trying to find the shortest path to a resolution i dropped into the probability trance the other day....but when i came out of it two days had passed, the dog had ruined the living room carpet and i needed to shave.....so.....i got nothing.

i'm working on it though. think the problem was that my belt was too tight.

Wilshire:
dude if you're using a belt you need a spotter. auto erotic asphyxiation is dangerous.

Quinthane:
Fine, fine. stow the Judging Eye, will ya. i take your point.


hey, at least i'm not into Sranc porn. have you ever seen that stuff? it's....i mean....FUCK is it nasty!

Wilshire:
You mean those documentaries about sranc life/society? Yeah I saw part of one.... cannot un-see....

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