A man, a Nonman, and a Sranc walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Famous last words (said to a Nonman): "So, how's the wife?"
A cop on the beat happens upon a Nonman beating the holy crap out of some guy outside of a bar. The cop shouts, "Hey, what the hell you doing beating that guy up?" The Nonman stops, turns to the cop and says, "Sorry, officer. I'm just trying to remember where I parked my car."
Never invite a sorcerer to karaoke night. It never ends well.