The Second Apocalypse

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Title: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Garet Jax on November 25, 2014, 03:43:35 pm
Another Quorum based conversation that has arisen...


When is the last time you used a quote or situation from the Bakkerverse in real life?  Whether at your office, at home, or in passing conversation?  Please provide some context.


I personally use them as often as I can.  My most recent use was when we were getting ready to start a staff meeting and I leaned over to a co-worker and asked "Are you ready for the slog of slogs?"  Which, of course, was met with the most incredulous stare you could imagine.  It was quite rewarding.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: mrganondorf on November 25, 2014, 03:52:07 pm
the first thing that comes to mind like this is how often i get teased by my family, like "what do you want for Christmas dad and don't say The Unholy Consult because it's never coming out!"
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Bolivar on November 25, 2014, 05:53:45 pm
The other night I told my girl that by surrendering, she has conquered me.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Quinthane on November 25, 2014, 05:58:49 pm
i told my girlfriend (when asked 'you'll never let me go, will you?') that i'd murder the world to find her.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Garet Jax on November 25, 2014, 06:16:16 pm
The other night I told my girl that by surrendering, she has conquered me.
i told my girlfriend (when asked 'you'll never let me go, will you?') that i'd murder the world to find her.

Wow.  Those are solid.  I need to step up my romance game apparently.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Wilshire on November 25, 2014, 06:21:47 pm
This has got to one of my favorite topics lol.

Much brilliance.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Francis Buck on November 26, 2014, 03:41:24 am
This is not exactly in-line with the thread, but I was watching Kill Bill last night, there's one line I've always liked from Hattori Hanzo, and I thought it totally sounded like something a character in TSA might say.

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I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created "something that kills people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Phallus Pendulus on November 27, 2014, 11:29:18 am
"I only fuck the meat" is a regular phrase in my household.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Wilshire on December 02, 2014, 01:18:42 am
"I only fuck the meat" is a regular phrase in my household.

Dark.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: MSJ on December 03, 2014, 02:48:43 pm
LOL, ummm, you know how kids love for ya to do a beast impersonation? Well, I do my best Cnauir, "I am Cnaüir urs Skiötha, and I am the breaker of horses and men!", then let a big roooooaaaaaaaaar! The kids love it, and when we're having Battle Royale everynight after bath time, my lil girl says daddy do your Nar Kikoka, gotta love em. And it totally takes your daddy strength to another level.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Wilshire on December 03, 2014, 02:52:53 pm
lol that is awesome.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Hirtius/Pansa on December 03, 2014, 11:02:13 pm
I really don't quote actually phrases from the text.. I have memorized a few of the epigraphs and aphorisms that I sometimes pepper into conversations to sound smarter than I am.   "The shape of virtue is inked in obscenity" may have been fortuitously planted in a term paper on Kurosawa's Throne of Blood  ;)
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Garet Jax on December 03, 2014, 11:15:39 pm
LOL, ummm, you know how kids love for ya to do a beast impersonation? Well, I do my best Cnauir, "I am Cnaüir urs Skiötha, and I am the breaker of horses and men!", then let a big roooooaaaaaaaaar! The kids love it, and when we're having Battle Royale everynight after bath time, my lil girl says daddy do your Nar Kikoka, gotta love em. And it totally takes your daddy strength to another level.

That move has been stolen.  My son loves it when I roar at him... ;)


Thank you.
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: mrganondorf on December 11, 2014, 04:09:18 pm
LOL, ummm, you know how kids love for ya to do a beast impersonation? Well, I do my best Cnauir, "I am Cnaüir urs Skiötha, and I am the breaker of horses and men!", then let a big roooooaaaaaaaaar! The kids love it, and when we're having Battle Royale everynight after bath time, my lil girl says daddy do your Nar Kikoka, gotta love em. And it totally takes your daddy strength to another level.

BEAUTIFUL - wish i could go back in time and do this!


at my house, i tease my daughter that the only way to stop the No-God is to make him face a gabby, obnoxious adolescent :P  (this is revenge for telling me that The Unholy Consult is never coming out)
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: MSJ on December 23, 2014, 02:38:15 am


LOL, ummm, you know how kids love for ya to do a beast impersonation? Well, I do my best Cnauir, "I am Cnaüir urs Skiötha, and I am the breaker of horses and men!", then let a big roooooaaaaaaaaar! The kids love it, and when we're having Battle Royale everynight after bath time, my lil girl says daddy do your Nar Kikoka, gotta love em. And it totally takes your daddy strength to another level.

BEAUTIFUL - wish i could go back in time and do this!


at my house, i tease my daughter that the only way to stop the No-God is to make him face a gabby, obnoxious adolescent   (this is revenge for telling me that The Unholy Consult is never coming out)

LOL! As Madness says " 2015 Year of Bakker"
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: mrganondorf on December 31, 2014, 08:31:54 pm
so as pranks in my household go--my Bakker books were stolen and hidden from me for months!  :(  part of an ongoing war sure to destroy my entire family
Title: Re: Bakkerisms IRL
Post by: Wilshire on December 31, 2014, 09:29:18 pm
I've got 2 first edition, second print, of TDTCB in hardcover if you're looking to buy.