I was here before under a different username but didn't really post much but I had to make a new account cuz I have a new phone without my old password, the Great Ordeal was just too great not to talk about somewhere, and the Westeros threads are full of some extremely uptight ballbags who take themselves way too seriously. Hopefully I can contribute more now than under my old name 
Welcome to the Second Apocalypse

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If you remember your old username I can get you access again?
I appreciate the use of the word ballbag though I don't see it on the net that much
I don't think it's ever come up before, themerchant, but I fucked around with this amazing scottish chick awhile back and I grew quite fond of her vulgarity. I'll admit, I like "muppet" more than "ballbag"

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