Wow looks like I missed a lot. Don't worry about offense, none taken, i'm definitely a loser and not a much of a badass stoic warrior.

Those that took my initial post with just a touch of levity might be on the right track...
But to be serious - It's def not fair to call it a "downscale TPB", that would be an honour! I haven't done anything to merit that!
And that wiki is brilliant btw, look at those awesome graphics.
BTW - Efilism doesn't advocate suicide necessarily, just not reproducing.